I give you the Insource/Outsource Dumbest Product on the Planet™...
ICEROCKS
ICEROCKS® are secured, ready-to-be-frozen ice cubes made with high-quality spring water. These cubes, to be consumed within two (2) years, are hermetically packaged in disposable containers. ICEROCKS® uses a patented technology, providing a container of refreshing ice cubes that are pure and hygienic.
ICEROCKS® is sold in its unfrozen state (liquid) water?, making it a product offering substantial savings in terms of delivery costs, in that it does not require trucks to be refrigerated for transportation.
So what's it made of? The water features a pH of 7.8, 37 milligrams per liter of Calcium, 157 mg/liter of Bicarbonate, 42 mg/liter Silica, and Sulphates at 53 mg/liter. Nitrates are a cool zero.
Oooooohhhhhhh.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
And this isn't some dummy start-up company, either. They've been around since 2002, sponsored athletes and race cars, utilize a Board of Directors. Scary.
I guess it's not hard to stay in business when you're charging thirty bucks a gallon for water.